Bob is sitting at our computer, staring dumbly at the screen and wondering how he'll ever wrap a story around two months of road travel through 18 states! We have grand plans to visit friends and see parts of the USA we've not seen before. Please join us on the ride!
I don't know, an RV trip with a cat is like ketchup on a baked tater. Y'all are sure to be snubbed whenever camping at RV parks.
Surely I don't need to tell you that RV geezers are seen only with little Yap-Schidt dawgs on a pink, blingy little leash. Think about the reception yoou are going to get at the doggy-poo plots when you show up with a white cat and no knitted sweater on the little beast. Good Lord, you'll be the talk of the park ... imagine the conversations- "Good Lord, look at that idjit with th' cat will y', he's pickin' up cat poo an' mixin' it with th' doggy poo. Mus' be one o' them damned Liberals. What in hail is a Liberal doin' with a rig?"
Great picture of Angie. I think she is cute and will do fine in the RV. Ignore ole Harmon's comments. After all what does he know about RV parks. I'm not sure he has ever been in one!! They are different than mobile parks. Have a fantastic trip. We will be traveling along with you--wishing we were there too. Love & Hugs, Miriam & Stan
Very keen analysis Harmon. Maybe we can put a pink sweater and a pretty collar on Angie to help her fit in with yipper dogs. My dad can prance around the RV park with Angie perched from his "travel bag".
Well Harmon, it was tough being raised by folks who thought it was socially acceptable to bring a cat on an RV trip. I don't try to pretend it hasn't scarred me. I'd like to get together with you sometime to plan an intervention with my folks. We can give them a little hyper, shaking, fluffy, yipper dog to send them on the right path.
My heart goes out to you. Scarred for life is a heavy burden to bear. There's always a chance that you were adopted or simply left on their door-step in a basket so do give some thought to DNA testing.
The intervention is a capital idea, I can brang some moonshine, willow switches, and hound dawgs t' put them in th' mood f'r a good-ol' fashioned rollin' and healin'. It's th' one true path t' Righteous Conservatism.
I thought of sending U a mitey small hard hat and orange reflective vest at least fit in with the construction crew? On second thought - what am i thinking You will need a collection of costumes motor cycle leathers no helmet mini toos-- No wait shave the cat dye the head reuff purple an add lots of peircings I'm sure angie will oblige
okayy this will work say angie is a dragon from Draco and in disguise as she studies our planet.
Cait is on the right track ... Draco the warrior character and, Barbara, you can dress as Zena the Warrior Princess.
Zena the Warrior Princess, think how your outfit will distract Bob from the long miles of driving.
No wait, maybe you two can get a booking at one of those cornball Branson stage shows when you pass through Misery. Think of it, Zena the Warrior Princess. Bob with his trombone, and little Angie in a hoodie that has little plastic doggie-ears stapled on. Hah-cha-cha!
Bob,
ReplyDeleteI don't know, an RV trip with a cat is like ketchup on a baked tater. Y'all are sure to be snubbed whenever camping at RV parks.
Surely I don't need to tell you that RV geezers are seen only with little Yap-Schidt dawgs on a pink, blingy little leash. Think about the reception yoou are going to get at the doggy-poo plots when you show up with a white cat and no knitted sweater on the little beast. Good Lord, you'll be the talk of the park ... imagine the conversations- "Good Lord, look at that idjit with th' cat will y', he's pickin' up cat poo an' mixin' it with th' doggy poo. Mus' be one o' them damned Liberals. What in hail is a Liberal doin' with a rig?"
Thank it over pal,
Harmon
Great picture of Angie. I think she is cute and will do fine in the RV. Ignore ole Harmon's comments. After all what does he know about RV parks. I'm not sure he has ever been in one!! They are different than mobile parks.
ReplyDeleteHave a fantastic trip. We will be traveling along with you--wishing we were there too.
Love & Hugs,
Miriam & Stan
Very keen analysis Harmon. Maybe we can put a pink sweater and a pretty collar on Angie to help her fit in with yipper dogs. My dad can prance around the RV park with Angie perched from his "travel bag".
ReplyDeleteDear Son of Liberals,
ReplyDeleteIt is a pleasure to see that the Brislins have such a right-thinking son. Maybe ANgie could wear a little doggy mask.
Harmon
Well Harmon, it was tough being raised by folks who thought it was socially acceptable to bring a cat on an RV trip. I don't try to pretend it hasn't scarred me. I'd like to get together with you sometime to plan an intervention with my folks. We can give them a little hyper, shaking, fluffy, yipper dog to send them on the right path.
ReplyDeleteDear Son of Cat People,
ReplyDeleteMy heart goes out to you. Scarred for life is a heavy burden to bear. There's always a chance that you were adopted or simply left on their door-step in a basket so do give some thought to DNA testing.
The intervention is a capital idea, I can brang some moonshine, willow switches, and hound dawgs t' put them in th' mood f'r a good-ol' fashioned rollin' and healin'. It's th' one true path t' Righteous Conservatism.
There's always hope,
Harmon
I thought of sending U a mitey small hard hat and orange reflective vest at least fit in with the construction crew? On second thought - what am i thinking You will need a collection of costumes motor cycle leathers no helmet mini toos-- No wait shave the cat dye the head reuff purple an add lots of peircings I'm sure angie will oblige
ReplyDeleteokayy this will work say angie is a dragon from Draco and in disguise as she studies our planet.
Cait is on the right track ... Draco the warrior character and, Barbara, you can dress as Zena the Warrior Princess.
ReplyDeleteZena the Warrior Princess, think how your outfit will distract Bob from the long miles of driving.
No wait, maybe you two can get a booking at one of those cornball Branson stage shows when you pass through Misery. Think of it, Zena the Warrior Princess. Bob with his trombone, and little Angie in a hoodie that has little plastic doggie-ears stapled on. Hah-cha-cha!
Harmon
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